{"id":2453,"date":"2020-12-03T01:32:00","date_gmt":"2020-12-03T08:32:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/underwoodpress.com\/ruescribe\/?p=2453"},"modified":"2020-11-11T09:34:38","modified_gmt":"2020-11-11T16:34:38","slug":"carp-and-piranha-by-ian-willey","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/underwoodpress.com\/ruescribe\/2020\/12\/03\/carp-and-piranha-by-ian-willey\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Carp and Piranha&#8221; by Ian Willey"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><br>Not knowing the difference<br>between carp and piranha<br>I was sure my life was over<br>when I tumbled into the water<br>and the fish surrounded me<br>mouths agape but dad\u2019s arm<br>came down like an anaconda<br>and lifted me dripping to the bank<br>where I stood amazed my limbs<br>were still there minus one shoe<br>which fell off in the commotion<br>and dad was about to trudge in<br>to get it but I grabbed his arm<br>with the strength of an anaconda<br>because I still didn\u2019t know the difference<br>between carp and piranha.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br><em>Ian Willey is a sociolinguist residing in the inland sea area of Japan. His poems have been published here and there and a few have received some recognition.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Not knowing the differencebetween carp and piranhaI was sure my life was overwhen I tumbled into the waterand the fish surrounded memouths agape but dad\u2019s armcame down like an anacondaand lifted me dripping to the bankwhere I stood amazed my limbswere still there minus one shoewhich fell off in the commotionand dad was about to &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/underwoodpress.com\/ruescribe\/2020\/12\/03\/carp-and-piranha-by-ian-willey\/\" class=\"excerpt-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2453","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poetry"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pa867U-Dz","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/underwoodpress.com\/ruescribe\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2453","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/underwoodpress.com\/ruescribe\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/underwoodpress.com\/ruescribe\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/underwoodpress.com\/ruescribe\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/underwoodpress.com\/ruescribe\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2453"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/underwoodpress.com\/ruescribe\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2453\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2454,"href":"https:\/\/underwoodpress.com\/ruescribe\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2453\/revisions\/2454"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/underwoodpress.com\/ruescribe\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2453"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/underwoodpress.com\/ruescribe\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2453"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/underwoodpress.com\/ruescribe\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2453"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}