Animals talk when people are absent. It was 2 AM at the zoo. Dark, of course. And empty of the public.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Rhinoceros: Hey, who are you? And what’re you doing here?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Rattus: You’ve got to help me.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Rhinoceros: You’re a rat, right?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Rattus: The name’s Rattus<\/p>\n\n\n\n
He was a brown rat, also known as a common rat or sewer rat<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Rhinoceros: So?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Rattus: May I stay here?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The rat was wet and scraggly. The rhinoceros took up a great amount of space, as rhinos will.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Rhinoceros: Huh?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Rattus: I can’t take it anymore.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Rhinoceros: Was it the sewers? Was it the people out there?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Rattus: The sewers were gross, and the people even grosser. That’s why I figured it’d be so much better here with a rhinoceros.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Animals talk when people are absent. It was 2 AM at the zoo. Dark, of course. And empty of the public. Rhinoceros: Hey, who are you? And what’re you doing here? Rattus: You’ve got to help me. Rhinoceros: You’re a rat, right? Rattus: The name’s Rattus He was a brown rat, also known as a … Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3551","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pa867U-Vh","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/underwoodpress.com\/ruescribe\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3551","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/underwoodpress.com\/ruescribe\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/underwoodpress.com\/ruescribe\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/underwoodpress.com\/ruescribe\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/underwoodpress.com\/ruescribe\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3551"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/underwoodpress.com\/ruescribe\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3551\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3552,"href":"https:\/\/underwoodpress.com\/ruescribe\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3551\/revisions\/3552"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/underwoodpress.com\/ruescribe\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3551"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/underwoodpress.com\/ruescribe\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3551"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/underwoodpress.com\/ruescribe\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3551"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
David Sydney is a physician who writes fiction in and out of the EHR (Electronic Health Record).<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"