{"id":3612,"date":"2025-04-01T01:04:00","date_gmt":"2025-04-01T08:04:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/underwoodpress.com\/ruescribe\/?p=3612"},"modified":"2025-03-04T18:06:28","modified_gmt":"2025-03-05T01:06:28","slug":"on-a-park-bench-on-saturday-by-david-sydney","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/underwoodpress.com\/ruescribe\/2025\/04\/01\/on-a-park-bench-on-saturday-by-david-sydney\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;On a Park Bench on Saturday&#8221; by David Sydney"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"\">&#8220;Is your name Gromley?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"\">&#8220;What?&#8221; Mel, sitting alone on the bench, looked up from his cellphone to the stranger with a Chihuahua.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"\">\u201cGromley? Frank Gromley?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"\">\u201cNo.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"\">&#8220;I could&#8217;ve sworn you were him. Frank, I mean.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"\">&#8220;My name&#8217;s Mel.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"\">The Chihuahua, named Pepe, wanted to pee over Mel&#8217;s trouser leg. It was obvious. It whimpered and shook as though chilled.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"\">&#8220;I haven&#8217;t seen Frank since high school. You could be his double. You&#8217;ve the same kind of posture\u2026&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"\">&#8220;Sorry, my name&#8217;s Mel.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"\">What kind of posture was he talking about? Mel sat up straighter on the wooden slats.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"\">&#8220;You weren&#8217;t in the correctional facility with Frank, were you?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"\">&#8220;What?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"\">&#8220;You just look like a guy who might&#8217;ve been there.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"\">&#8220;No, it wasn&#8217;t me.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"\">&#8220;Not out of the facility, huh? And not one of Frank\u2019s relatives, by any chance? I mean, they all had that same kind of vacant expression.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"\">Mel tried to stop fumbling with his cellphone. &#8221; I can&#8217;t say I&#8217;m a relative either.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"\">&#8220;No kidding? It&#8217;s hard to believe you&#8217;re not at least one of the Gromleys.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"\">\u201cNo, I&#8217;ve never been a Gromley.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"\">Was Mel even thinking before he spoke? Never been a Gromley?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"\">The stranger, too, looked at him oddly after hearing that, then yanked the leash. &#8220;Well, c&#8217;mon, Pepe.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"\">The dog had finally finished urinating over the trousers.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-small-font-size\"><em>David Sydney is a physician.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Is your name Gromley?&#8221; &#8220;What?&#8221; Mel, sitting alone on the bench, looked up from his cellphone to the stranger with a Chihuahua. \u201cGromley? Frank Gromley?\u201d \u201cNo.\u201d &#8220;I could&#8217;ve sworn you were him. Frank, I mean.&#8221; &#8220;My name&#8217;s Mel.&#8221; The Chihuahua, named Pepe, wanted to pee over Mel&#8217;s trouser leg. It was obvious. 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