This Shade of Red<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Digs female vocalists of the 1970s.
Can spatchcock a chicken. Calls its niece’s dog
That Damned Thing. Is secretly leaving
everything to public television. Reminiscent.
Refulgent. Liked doing declensions back in the day.
Has a thigh-high stack of W magazines beside the toilet.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2003
This Shade of Brown<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Busts through crosswords. Excellent posture on its Vespa.
Soccer fan. Thinks it would have been happier as a botanist
but too late now. Gung-ho precision engineering. Simmer. Taekwondo.
Holds dear its youthful travel tales.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2003
This Shade of Yellow<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Normally even-steven but querulous under pressure.
Keeps the heat a degree below comfortable.
Thought it would be a lawyer when it grew up.
Penitent. Thinly. Formerly de rigueur. Never yearns in public.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2003
This Shade of Orange<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Double-jointed and ambidextrous. Drives a van.
All who wander, etc. Knows its Wordle
stats by heart. Diplomatic to a fault.
Homilies. Proverbs. Isms. Once cupped its hands
around a dying bird and sobbed, just sobbed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2003
This Shade of Teal<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Listens to deep cuts of Spandau Ballet.
Troubadouring. Vast. Has a hoard
of discontinued lipsticks. Loves December best.
An enemy-less color. Super duper. For real.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Catie Bull lives in Tacoma, WA and earned appropriately literary degrees from Oberlin College and U.C. Davis back in the day. She has a Scottish Terrier and a lot of books.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"