{"id":3789,"date":"2026-03-01T00:45:00","date_gmt":"2026-03-01T07:45:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/underwoodpress.com\/ruescribe\/?p=3789"},"modified":"2026-01-03T12:50:19","modified_gmt":"2026-01-03T19:50:19","slug":"gifts-for-otto-by-david-sydney","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/underwoodpress.com\/ruescribe\/2026\/03\/01\/gifts-for-otto-by-david-sydney\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Gifts For Otto&#8221; by David Sydney"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"\"><br>&#8220;Thank you, Aunt Gert.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"\">&#8220;You&#8217;re quite welcome, Otto. I&#8217;m glad you enjoyed them.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"\">They were on their phones. Had Otto said he enjoyed her present?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"\">&#8220;I like Argyles, Aunt Gert.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"\">&#8220;They were two of your Uncle Frank&#8217;s favorite pairs, Otto.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"\">Everyone needs socks. And it was Otto&#8217;s birthday. Well, actually, the week before was his birthday, and the socks had just arrived. His aunt couldn&#8217;t be expected to be perfect on dates. She knew, she explained, that his deceased uncle would want Otto to enjoy some of his favorite socks. Though he&#8217;d been gone for three years, she still kept Frank&#8217;s clothing, which she offered as birthday gifts.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"\">Yes, Uncle Frank, with his cigar, his pear-shape, his cough, and his ill-fitting clothes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"\">Should Otto say that one pair of Argyles had holes in the toes?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"\">It&#8217;s the consideration that counts. Already, his aunt thought of Otto&#8217;s next birthday and of two stretched-out undershorts that her husband used to enjoy wearing, especially in his final years. From what the 78-year-old woman understood \u2013 for she knew her nephew \u2013 Otto always needed underwear.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-small-font-size\"><br><em>David Sydney is a physician who writes fiction in and out of the EHR (Electronic Health Record).<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Thank you, Aunt Gert.&#8221; &#8220;You&#8217;re quite welcome, Otto. I&#8217;m glad you enjoyed them.&#8221; They were on their phones. Had Otto said he enjoyed her present? &#8220;I like Argyles, Aunt Gert.&#8221; &#8220;They were two of your Uncle Frank&#8217;s favorite pairs, Otto.&#8221; Everyone needs socks. And it was Otto&#8217;s birthday. 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