{"id":902,"date":"2021-07-31T00:54:00","date_gmt":"2021-07-31T07:54:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/underwoodpress.com\/truechili\/?p=902"},"modified":"2021-07-28T13:22:03","modified_gmt":"2021-07-28T20:22:03","slug":"the-hat-contemplates-his-undoing-by-j-m-jordan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/underwoodpress.com\/truechili\/2021\/07\/31\/the-hat-contemplates-his-undoing-by-j-m-jordan\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;The Hat Contemplates His Undoing&#8221; by J. M. Jordan"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><br>With a pop top,<br>a stutter step<br>and a shudder of thrill under string-lights;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>a boot slide<br>and a buckle flash<br>in a chorus of pedal-steel nights;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>my gun-grip hand,<br>your denim waist,<br>a waltz of sheer terror and awe;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>the band roared<br>and so did you:<br>you had me at YEEHAW.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"font-size:14px\"><br><em>J. M. Jordan recently began writing again after a twenty-year hiatus. He is a Georgia native, a Virginia resident, and a homicide detective by profession.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>With a pop top,a stutter stepand a shudder of thrill under string-lights; a boot slideand a buckle flashin a chorus of pedal-steel nights; my gun-grip hand,your denim waist,a waltz of sheer terror and awe; the band roaredand so did you:you had me at YEEHAW. J. M. Jordan recently began writing again after a twenty-year hiatus. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/underwoodpress.com\/truechili\/2021\/07\/31\/the-hat-contemplates-his-undoing-by-j-m-jordan\/\" class=\"excerpt-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":922,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-902","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-poetry"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/underwoodpress.com\/truechili\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/ardian-lumi-6Woj_wozqmA-unsplash.jpg?fit=640%2C427&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/underwoodpress.com\/truechili\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/902","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/underwoodpress.com\/truechili\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/underwoodpress.com\/truechili\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/underwoodpress.com\/truechili\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/underwoodpress.com\/truechili\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=902"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/underwoodpress.com\/truechili\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/902\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":903,"href":"https:\/\/underwoodpress.com\/truechili\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/902\/revisions\/903"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/underwoodpress.com\/truechili\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/922"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/underwoodpress.com\/truechili\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=902"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/underwoodpress.com\/truechili\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=902"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/underwoodpress.com\/truechili\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=902"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}