“In the Rhinoceros Enclosure at the Zoo” by David Sydney


Animals talk when people are absent. It was 2 AM at the zoo. Dark, of course. And empty of the public.

Rhinoceros: Hey, who are you? And what’re you doing here?

Rattus: You’ve got to help me.

Rhinoceros: You’re a rat, right?

Rattus: The name’s Rattus

He was a brown rat, also known as a common rat or sewer rat

Rhinoceros: So?

Rattus: May I stay here?

The rat was wet and scraggly. The rhinoceros took up a great amount of space, as rhinos will.

Rhinoceros: Huh?

Rattus: I can’t take it anymore.

Rhinoceros: Was it the sewers? Was it the people out there?

Rattus: The sewers were gross, and the people even grosser. That’s why I figured it’d be so much better here with a rhinoceros.


David Sydney is a physician who writes fiction in and out of the EHR (Electronic Health Record).