“Look at that, Ed.”
“What?”
“My eggs…”
Mel and Ed were at the counter of AL’S DINER that Thursday morning, Ed with his usual oatmeal, and Mel with…
“Those aren’t over easy, Ed.”
To make his point, Mel poked at one of the exposed yolks with his fork, as he added several extra frown lines to his face.
“No they’re not.”
Ed looked away. Like most people, he and Mel preferred eggs easy, frazzled around the edges as well. Who wants to stare at two sunny-side-up yolks?
He had a view out the diner window which hadn’t been washed in the past year.
“Do you think I should send ‘em back?”
A return order?
How would Al feel about that as he worked and sweated in the cramped, greasy kitchen? As he refried the eggs, might he spit on the grill?
“Hey… Look at your car, Mel.”
“What?”
“Your car… Aren’t those starlings on it?”
The diner window offered a blurred view of the parking lot where three – and now four – starlings crapped on Mel’s car.
Mel hated starlings, even more than crows. And no one likes crows on a car.
“Look at the mess they’re making, Mel.”
Beyond the uneven parking lot was the rest of the world.
“Look at the birds in the sky there.”
A collection of starlings is called a murmuration. By contrast, a collection of crows is a murder of crows.
“Those birds certainly go for your car, Mel.”
The used Prius would need a coin-operated wash as soon as possible.
“It’s a hell of a world, Mel, when birds go after cars like that.”
“What?”
Mel seemed, well, lost, distracted. Was he trying to spot the car wash at the end of the street?
“The world out there.”
“The world, huh?”
“Yeah, look at it.”
Mel squinted. He hadn’t been to his optometrist in a while.
“You know, Ed, when you put it like that… It does make my eggs look a little better.”
David Sydney is a physician who writes fiction in and out of the EHR (Electronic Health Record).